Dear Platzki,
Please help me with my 2 problems.
My first problem is my wife seems to have CCDS as of course you know is Clicker Control Disfunction Syndrome. I do not believe that in all our blissful years of marriage that I have yet to even see the clicker, let alone run my fingers along its velvety buttons, press its keys or just hold it in my arms. How can I pry this wonderment of joys from her clutching hands?
My second problem may be an easier one for you, how does one get their spouse to let them go golfing and fishing anytime they want to without fail? It is an age old question that has never been answered for years and years. I know you can help! Platzki1 your my only hope!
Signed,
Helpless in PA
Dear Helpless...
Did it ever occur to you to run your fingers over your wifes velvety buttons, play with her keys or hold her in your arms? No?
Then I'm keeping the clicker.
PART 2
Go fishing, go golfing, do whatever you want... just bring home more box wine!
Love you dear and thanks for visiting Ask Platzki! Come again! I won't, I'll be playing with the clicker.
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