Can I put a shock collar on my husband to keep him in our yard?

[toyfads]

I am getting ticked off because everyone on my street keeps stealing my husband.  He wanders off to help everyone and to flap his gums.  Many dinners have been interrupted, many uninvited guests, projects not finished.  I was thinking if I put a shock collar on him I could zap him til he comes back into the yard.  Or should I just put a sign up in the front yard~Husband for rent?  If he wants to be so helpful maybe I could at least make some money off it.  How much should I charge an hour?????

[Platzki]

Oh Boy! My first two part question.  OK... Part One..

Let's use logic.  If you put a shock collar on him, that could work but he would be a miserable SOB to be around and who the hell needs that?  So I suggest, rather than the shock collar, you purchase a remote control vibrating device that you attach to your husband happy place.  Whenever he meanders to the property limits, just zap him!!!  Trust me, the man won't want to leave!!

Part Two...  Man rent.  Hmmm... depends on what you're renting him for.  I think I would just stick with my suggestions in Part One.

That is all.

Thanks for visiting Ask Platzki!! 

[toyfads]

Great advice Platz!  The only problem with that device is he may try to wonder off even more.

[Platzki]

Great advice Platz!  The only problem with that device is he may try to wonder off even more.

I thought of that... when he wanders... you give him a little zap then when he comes home... finish him off.

Problem solved.

Never question Platzki.  You should have been able to figure that out for yourself.  Maybe that's why he's wandering in the first place.

 

[toyfads]