Gay Dogs????!!!!

[toyfads]

We had new neighbors move in this spring with a male Yorkie named Teddy.  My 85 lb male boxer named Stone has made friends with him.  They hate to be apart and will do anything to be together.  If Teddy see's Stone out on his runner he will run into my yard despite the owner yelling frantically "Teddy....Theodore (that’s when she is really mad).... get over here right now!"  She purchased a tie out for Teddy but he managed to chew through the line to run to Stone.  Well, now Teddy has been caught humping my dog’s leg on a regular basis.  Teddy is so small I am not even sure if my dog realizes what Teddy's intentions really are.  My neighbor refers to the dogs as "gay lovers" and she is even threatening to buy them matching rainbow bandanas.  My question is can dogs be gay and how do I explain this to the kids???!!!

[Platzki]

No... I do not think that your dogs are gay however, I do think your neighbor is a loon bag.

Lemme see here... If this "Teddy" is as small as you say he is, then it simply means that Stone has the perfect size legs for humping.  I mean, a human leg would be too big and forget about the cat.  He wouldn't tolerate it.

I had this goat once that used to get really mad at me if I didn't let him sit in the front.  If he had to sit in the backseat, he would poop and it took days for the smell to clear... um... what was I talking about?

Anyway... No... I wouldn't worry unless I came outside and saw the two dogs laying in the yard smoking a cigarette.

I would let your neighbor buy the bandanas and then gag her with them. And tell her that if she calls your dogs "gay lovers" again your going to hit her in the head with a large sock with horse manure in it.

Peace out!

Thanks for visiting Ask Platzki... come again! (We know Teddy will!) 

[toyfads]

You aways give the best advice Platz!  Thanks.

Loon bag is putting it mildly.  She is young, blond (no offence blonde's), big pillow's that she does not know how to keep from creeping out of the tank tops that she wears without a bra that are 2 sizes too small.  She has this awful screeching voice and talks very loud outside on her cell phone to the point that you know everything you wish you didn't about her.  While she paces back and forth talking on her phone, she is constantly using her other hand to pull on the top of the tank top to recover a breast that has managed to start to creep out the top almost exposing her nipple.  Its a scary thing when she starts running after Teddy, you never know if her top is going to hold up or if she will get smacked in the face with a loose pillow!

[farvelcargo]

 

Can I nominate this thread for "Thread of the Week"?
 *dogrun

[Platzki]

You aways give the best advice Platz!  Thanks.

Loon bag is putting it mildly.  She is young, blond (no offence blonde's), big pillow's that she does not know how to keep from creeping out of the tank tops that she wears without a bra that are 2 sizes too small.  She has this awful screeching voice and talks very loud outside on her cell phone to the point that you know everything you wish you didn't about her.  While she paces back and forth talking on her phone, she is constantly using her other hand to pull on the top of the tank top to recover a breast that has managed to start to creep out the top almost exposing her nipple.  Its a scary thing when she starts running after Teddy, you never know if her top is going to hold up or if she will get smacked in the face with a loose pillow!

Man... I thought you were talking about me for a minute...

my pillows are always popping out...WHOOPS!

My booby peeks out and go  *clam*

Hide your husbands ladies!!  ( o )( o )

[toyfads]

Man... I thought you were talking about me for a minute...

my pillows are always popping out...WHOOPS!

My booby peeks out and go  *clam*

Hide your husbands ladies!!  ( o )( o )