Newbie question

[farvelcargo]

 :confused:
My dear Platzki whatever is a Boinktard?
Sue

[Platzki]

Elementary my dear farvel...

A Boinktard, in it's simplest form... is the owner of a lame-ass wannabe auction site called Wagglepop.  Also known as the Ray-tard, this animal is best known for very fast delete keys and lying.  Hence, it has developed a very large anus in which to lie from and which to insert it's own head.

Another species of the boinktard is the owner of another wannbe site called wpssu.  Also known as a Boinktard-o-mygodisthisguyforreal, it is more complex than the Ray-tard because it is more flaccid, less durable as it cracks under high pressure, is a loner because it doesn't socialize well with others and has very long thumbs so it can scratch it's balls from the inside. 

Both species are dangerous and should be avoided at all costs.

Thank you for visiting Ask Platzki!  Come again!! Lord knows I always do!! 

[farvelcargo]

Thank you very much Professor Platzki!

Follow up question if I may.
Beside the very large anus and long thumbs are there any other ways to detect a boinktard?
Or perhaps, might there be a boinktard detection panel I can consult should this s#!t ever happen to me again?

I look forward to you response.
Sue

[Platzki]

Thank you very much Professor Platzki!

Follow up question if I may.
Beside the very large anus and long thumbs are there any other ways to detect a boinktard?
Or perhaps, might there be a boinktard detection panel I can consult should this s#!t ever happen to me again?

I look forward to you response.
Sue

Boinktard detection can be very difficult online but if you should ever meet one in person, their characteristics are unique and significant.  First of all, they shake and piss in their pants a lot.  Their fingers are constantly flexing because they are doing their "deleting" exercises.  They drool and speak gibberish.  Often times they have dents in their foreheads from banging them on their desks.  More commonly, they have a hand print on their chins from sitting in front of their computer for hours nonstop wih their chin rested in their hand. 

Spotting one on-line?  Your sh*t out of luck but if it looks too good to be true... it probably is!!!

Thanks again for visiting Ask Platzki! Come again and again and again!!  I love it when that happens!   

[The Tavern Wench]

         

10 pts for Sue for asking an excellent question and 10 pts to Platz for providing such an informative and detailed answer.