Oh!! The fateful bathing suit mishap! It's happened to all of us at least once. I remember this one time when I was 17 (Yes, this is a true story), I went over to a little town called Stone Harbor, NJ and my boyfriend at the time treated me to a very cute, very expensive white one piece bathing suit.
Well, I thought I was just the cats meow in this bathing suit. I would strut up and down the beach like I was hot sh*t. My boyfriend had a house down the shore, so I preactically lived there for the entire summer. So one day, after spending all summer in this suit swimming and running and playing on the beach, I go to the beach with my mom and my brother who came down to use the house.
As I am walking out of the ocean towards our umbrella, I look up to see my brother (who was 28 at the time) running right at me with a towel flying in the wind behind him. He gets to me and throws the towel over me and wraps me up like a sausage and whispers in my ear... "Val... did you know that your bathing suit is completely see thru when it gets wet?"
He couldn't have told me that in the beginning of the summer? I probably wouldn't have ever known that it was if my brother and mother hadn't decided to come down the shore that day. Like I said... true story.
Anyhoo.. you can stare as long as you want unless:
o You have a sudden urge to pop your own pillows out of your bathing suit.
o She sees you and winks with a silly little smile on her face and pulls her bathing suit down more
o Your husband stares longer than you do
o You get that little tingly sensation in your... tee hee hee... ya know...
o It's time to leave the pool
Or you could tell her... NAH!!! The other way is just too much fun!!!
Thanks for visiting Ask Platzki! Come again! Keep looking at those nipples and you will!!
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