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[Platzki]

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[Toto]

Dear Platzki,

 How do puppets have sex? 

Hope you can give me hand with my question.

Thanks for your time

Your adoring fan

Elmo

[Platzki]

Dear Platzki,

 How do puppets have sex? 

Hope you can give me hand with my question.

Thanks for your time

Your adoring fan

Elmo

Well... lets see here....although I'm not sure why you're asking and this question is just totally bizarre... I guess it would be safe to say that puppets do it with one hand up their wazoo at all times. *simp

Hope that helps...  *hamster*

[Toto]

Dear Platzki,
As always you are extremely helpful.
Your friend
Elmo 

[Catsmeow]

Dear Platzki,

 How do puppets have sex? 

Hope you can give me hand with my question.

Thanks for your time

Your adoring fan

Elmo

Well... lets see here....although I'm not sure why you're asking and this question is just totally bizarre... I guess it would be safe to say that puppets do it with one hand up their wazoo at all times. *simp

Hope that helps...  *hamster*

 

Oh Platzki you crack me up.  I can tell this board is going to be very interesting.