Limericks or Lyrics - Post Your Favorite or Create Your Own!

[The Tavern Wench]

Limericks or Lyrics....Show us your favorites or demonstrate your own creative talents!

Limerick:  A form of light verse, rhyming aabba, as the following:

There was an old man of Blackheath
who sat on his set of false teeth.
He cried with a start:
'Oh Lord bless my heart
I've bitten myself underneath'.


Enjoy! 

[chiquita]

A lissom psychotic named Jane
Once kissed every man on a train;
Said she: "Please don't panic!
I'm just nymphomanic.
It wouldn't be fun were I sane."

 

[Platzki]

There once was a man called a Popper
Who didn’t want to attract any shoppers.
He started a site
And with all his might
Threw all the posts in the hopper.

 *notme

[chiquita]

 

[chiquita]

 
SECRET BAR KEEP MAN

 There's a man who leads a life of danger
 To everyone he meets he gets even stranger
 With every post he makes another chance he takes
 Odds are he won't be registered to post tomorrow

 Secret bar keep man, secret bar keep man
 He's given you the finger and taken away your id

 Beware of monkey faces that you find
 A monkey face can hide an idiot mind
 Ah, be careful to hide your IP
 Or you'll give yourself away
 Odds are you won't be registered to post tomorrow

 Secret bar keep man, secret bar keep man
 He's given you the finger and taken away your id

 
 Secret bar keep man, secret bar keep man
 He's given you the finger and taken away your id

 Serving drinks by the crabby pool one day
 And then hiding in the hidemyass next day
 Oh no, you used the wrong proxy oops
 While sneaking in to post kiss this
 The odds are you won't be registered tomorrow

 Secret bar keep man, secret bar keep man
 He's given you the finger and taken away your id


 Secret bar keep man

 :beers

[The Pet Guy]

There once was a man called a Popper
Who didn’t want to attract any shoppers.
He started a site
And with all his might
Threw all the posts in the hopper.

 *notme

Gee I wonder who this could be about. :popcorn1 :grim: