Shallow Thoughts...located on the left

[Cherry Pits]

Ya better believe it Sparky!!!

[2boysandtoys]

Hey....do I need to add Sparky to my siggie now too?   

[QUILT]

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
  ~Unknown

[2boysandtoys]

Paranoia: Believing these shallow thoughts are about you.

 

[QUILT]

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
 ~Unknown

Can I get this in the form of a Christmas Card?

[QUILT]

Even doctors make mistakes. Mine asked me to undress. ~Maxine

~PRICELESS~

[2boysandtoys]

That is a great one .... I love them all!!! 

[Platzki]

I've always wondered about the rain dance.  I mean, to do a rain dance, you'd have to practice right?  So does it rain at practice?  If it doesn't, how do you know you're doing it right?  And if it does, why bother having the rain dance at all?  Need rain?  Just call practice!


 

 
(My fave George Carlin shallow thought... among many others...  )

[chiquita]

In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart than most.
 

Another great Carlin quote

The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.
 

[QUILT]