Bar Music Sing-a-long

[chiquita]

 SECRET BAR KEEP MAN

There's a man who leads a life of danger
 To everyone he meets he gets even stranger
 With every post he makes another chance he takes
 Odds are he won't be registered to post tomorrow

 Secret bar keep man, secret bar keep man
 He's given you the finger and taken away your id

 Beware of monkey faces that you find
 A monkey face can hide an idiot mind
 Ah, be careful to hide your IP
 Or you'll give yourself away
 Odds are you won't be registered to post tomorrow

 Secret bar keep man, secret bar keep man
 He's given you the finger and taken away your id

 
 Secret bar keep man, secret bar keep man
 He's given you the finger and taken away your id

 Serving drinks by the crabby pool one day
 And then hiding in the hidemyass next day
 Oh no, you used the wrong proxy oops
 While sneaking in to post kiss this
 The odds are you won't be registered tomorrow

 Secret bar keep man, secret bar keep man
 He's given you the finger and taken away your id


 Secret bar keep man

 

[CrankyCanuck]

Ooooh, you got my toes tappin' to that one!  Very clever Chiquita!

 

[chiquita]

DON'T WORRY BE CRABBY


 *crab1 *crab1 *crab1


Here is a little song I stole
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be Crabby
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be Crabby......

Ain't got no forum to post your thoughts
Somebody came and banned your name
Don't worry, be Crabby
The site owner says your posts inflame
He may have to IP ban
Don't worry, be Crabby
Look at me I am Crabby
Don't worry, be Crabby
Here I give you my URL
When you worry log in
I make you Crabby
Don't worry, be Crabby
Ain't got no sales, ain't got no site
Ain't got no jokes to make you smile
But don't worry be Crabby
Cause when you worry
Your face will wrinkle
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be Crabby (now).....

There is this little song I stole
You better learn it note for note
Like good little Crabs
Don't worry, be Crabby
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
But when you worry
You make it double
Don't worry, be Crabby......
Don't worry don't do it, be Crabby
Put a smile on your face
Don't bring everybody down like this
Don't worry, it will soon pass(like gas or a kidney stone)
Whatever it is
Don't worry, be Crabby



                         

                 

                                        *clam*                             
                                 
 

[ABeautifulSecret]

That is SO PERFECT!!!!!

 

 *crab1 *crab1 *crab1

~Patti~

[eclectica]

Imagine (with my apologies to John Lennon)

Imagine there's no Crabby
It's awful if you try
No Sherr or 'Nana
To make us laugh til we cry
Imagine all the people
Living without fun...

Imagine there's no forums
It's difficult to do
Nothing to bash or be banned for
And no cult leaders too
Imagine all the people
Living life in boredom...

You may say I'm a miscreant
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no dumb people
I wonder if you can
Nothing to copy or laugh at
No people left to ban
Imagine all the people
Bored out of their minds...

You may say I'm a miscreant
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

 :beers

[The Tavern Wench]

          

20 pts for that one!! 
Awesome job!

[The Bar Keep]

You may say I'm a miscreant
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

eclectica that was awesome my friend!!!!!!



 

[eclectica]

Thank you... thank you...

I should drink more often 

[Platzki]

Bye Bye Mr. Wagglepop Guy (sung to the tune of American Pie)

“A long, long time ago, I can still remember how that low fee used to make me smile…
And I knew if I had my chance, that I could make my listings dance and maybe I’d make money for a while…

But censorship would make me shiver, no advertising they’d deliver… bad news on the doorstep… this guy’s just a big shlep….I can’t remember if I cried when I found that Ro-me-o had lied… but something made me laugh inside, the day, Wag-gle-pop…. Died.

So bye bye Mr. Wagglepop Guy, your revolutions no solution so just curl up and die…and them good ole poppers were drinkin’ Kool Aid and rye… singin’ this will be the day that Ray Dies…. This will be the day that Ray dies….

Did you write the book of lies and do you leave skid marks when you wipe?  If Mr. Whipple tells you so….
And do you believe in listing goals and can bunny slippers save your mortal soul and can you teach me how to list real slow?

Well, I know you and Karen are one in the same but
Then again, what’s really in a name?
You both can delete posts…
I guess that’s what matters the most!

I was a happy ebay sellin’ girl
But thought I’d give Wagglepop a whirl
But the deleted posts made my hair uncurl
The day Waggle-pop died.

I started singin’, So bye bye Mr. Wagglepop Guy, your revolutions no solution so just curl up and die…and them good ole poppers were drinkin’ Kool Aid and rye… singin’ this will be the day that Ray Dies…. This will be the day that Ray dies….


Now for three months I’ve been on my own
And AdWord fees can still make me groan,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When the Ka/Ray cried that Toolers were mean,
In some slippers he borrowed from james dean
In a voice that sounded like Edie Amin,

Oh, and while Romeo was looking down,
Karen stole his thorny crown.
The forums were adjourned;
No replies were returned.
And while Andrew read a book on sharks
And Karen left Wagglepop on a lark
And Ray played with himself in the dark
The day Waggle-pop died.

I started singin’, So bye bye Mr. Wagglepop Guy, your revolutions no solution so just curl up and die…and them good ole poppers were drinkin’ Kool Aid and rye… singin’ this will be the day that Ray Dies…. This will be the day that Ray dies….

This is a long freaking song… more to follow at a later date!!  ROFL!!!

[The Tavern Wench]

         sides hurting from laughing         

[The Bar Keep]

 

But censorship would make me shiver, no advertising they’d deliver… bad news on the doorstep… this guy’s just a big shlep….I can’t remember if I cried when I found that Ro-me-o had lied… but something made me laugh inside, the day, Wag-gle-pop…. Died.

 

[chiquita]

I leave for 7 days and Platzki and Eclectica write parody masterpieces.
 

Awesome job you two
 

[eclectica]

Platzki - you rock my friend!

 

[CrankyCanuck]

Bye Bye Mr. Wagglepop Guy (sung to the tune of American Pie)

“A long, long time ago, I can still remember how that low fee used to make me smile…
And I knew if I had my chance, that I could make my listings dance and maybe I’d make money for a while…

But censorship would make me shiver, no advertising they’d deliver… bad news on the doorstep….....   

This is going to be stuck in my head all day long now, LOL!  Very cute Platzki!
 

[chiquita]

One of my classic WP parodies

WAGGLEPOOP TRAGEDY (A parody of the classic Bohemian Rhapsody)

Is this a real site
Is this just fantasy
Caught in a landslide
You've lost touch with reality
Open your eyes
Look at all the lies and see
He's just a con man,he needs no sympathy
Because It's easy come,easy go
Store counts high,store counts low
Anyway the site blows,you don't really matter to Ray,
To Ray

Romeo,just launched a site,
Installed rscript in the night,
Flipped a switch and now it's live,
Romeo,growth had just begun,
But now you've gone and thrown it all away
Romeo ooo,
It's mean to tell them lies
If were not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really happened

Too late,my time has come,
Sent my emails to close my store
Have been waiting a long time,
Goodbye everybody,Ive got to go
Gotta leave you all behind I saw the truth
Raymond ooo- (any way the site blows)
I dont like your lies,
I sometimes wish Id never listed here at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Romeo,Romeo, will you do a manifesto
Posts are gone like lightning-very very frightening me
Dynamico,dynamico,
Dynamico,dynamico
Dynamico BS flows

But he's just a powerseller and nobody loves him
Hes just a powerseller from another venue
Spare yourself time from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go-,will you close my store
Bismillah! no we will not close your store-close my store
Bismillah! no we will not close your store-close my store
Bismillah! no we will not close your store-close my store
Will not close your store-close my store
Will not close your store-close my store
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
CC Karen,CC Karen,CC Karen close my store
The internet has a better site for me,for me,for me

So you think you can bill me and delete my goodbye
So you say I owe money and tell me more lies
Oh Ray cant do this to me Ray-
Just gotta get out,just gotta get right outta here
Only fees really matter,
Anyone can see,
No one really matters,no one really matters to you,

Any way your site blows....