Bar Music Sing-a-long

[Platzki]

 

 

[eclectica]

   

I'd almost forgotten about that one 'Nana girl. Thanks for bringing it back!

[chiquita]

For all the members of the village of the banned
This song's dedicated to the guy who made it all possible

YOU'RE PITIFUL


Our lives are brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're blowin smoke

Your so called coding
really ain't impressin' us
You're sufferin' from delusions of
Adequacy

You're Pitiful 
You're Pitiful
You're Pitiful
It's true

Never had a stat
That ya couldn't inflate
And your site is lame too
What a bummer bein' you

Well ya just can't spell
And forget talent
Everybody you know still calls ya
Monkey Man

But you will always have a site well I mean

As long as you still can play the alexa game

You're Pitiful 
You're Pitiful
You're Pitiful
It's true

You're half undressed
Eatin' chips off your chest
While you're lurking on PU
No one's classier than you

Lalala la
Lalala la
Lalala la Loser

You're Pitiful 
You're Pitiful
You're Pitiful
It's true

Your members would much rather
Post someplace else

Your buddy April likes to post f##k yourself

Guess you'll never get a clue
When it just sucks to be you

 

[The Bar Keep]

For all the members of the village of the banned
This song's dedicated to the guy who made it all possible

YOU'RE PITIFUL


Our lives are brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're blowin smoke

Your so called coding
really ain't impressin' us
You're sufferin' from delusions of
Adequacy

You're Pitiful 
You're Pitiful
You're Pitiful
It's true

Never had a stat
That ya couldn't inflate
And your site is lame too
What a bummer bein' you

Well ya just can't spell
And forget talent
Everybody you know still calls ya
Monkey Man

But you will always have a site well I mean

As long as you still can play the alexa game

You're Pitiful 
You're Pitiful
You're Pitiful
It's true

You're half undressed
Eatin' chips off your chest
While you're lurking on PU
No one's classier than you

Lalala la
Lalala la
Lalala la Loser

You're Pitiful 
You're Pitiful
You're Pitiful
It's true

Your members would much rather
Post someplace else

Your buddy April likes to post f##k yourself

Guess you'll never get a clue
When it just sucks to be you

 

 



 



A new hit. 

[QUILT]

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Any composers out there?

[Catsmeow]

Chiquita, Platzki and Eclectica great songs.      :beers

Your all so talented  :clap  :clap  :clap

 

[eclectica]

I hate you eBay (to the tune of Frank Sinatra's "My Way"

And now, the end is near;
And so I look to see my bidders
My friend, I know IT's there,
But this damn search, won't let me find IT.

Ive had a store that's full.
Ive tried each and every keyword;
And more, much more than this,
I hate you eBay.

Negs, Ive had a few;
But then again, they were assholes.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through, no retaliation.

I planned each Markdown sale,
But they don't end, instead they stay,
A glitch, many more like this,
I hate you eBay.

Yes, there were times, Im sure you knew
I sold off-site a time or two.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I had my friends to help me out.
I faced it all, you dropped the ball;
I hate you eBay.

Ive sold, I've packed and shipped.
Ive had my fill; my share of losers.
And now, I've finally flipped,
I find it all so NOT amusing.

To think you did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
No, oh no not you,
I hate you eBay.

For what is a seller, what do they do?
If not for fees, I'd be in Honolulu;
I'd list the things that truly sell;
And not the junk in eBay hell.
The record shows you truly blow -
I hate you eBay!




OK... I don't really hate eBay. Wait... maybe I do... 

[chiquita]

Eclectica,

That song rocks the house
 

 

[eclectica]

Thank you sweetie!

Can't tell I've been annoyed lately, can ya? 

[2boysandtoys]

Hey - I really dig your song.....very cool and oh - so true!! 

[vinewood]

  great song    ~  love it   

   i  hate   M     

[Tam2Win1]

Hey Ebay....

 

Good Songs, People!

[QUILT]

  bump

[chiquita]

Due to the title bestowed to Crabby's own Erin a song is in order, to accompany the drink named in her honor. To all of you who have been unfairly banned this song's for you

BANNED FOR LIFE
(a parody of treat me right by Pat Benatar)
 

You want me to leave, you want me to stay
You ask me to come back, then took my privileges away
You wanna be nasty, then you wanna be friends
Im losing my patience, you're a pain in the rear end

One of these days youre gonna sign in and find
The ones that you count on have left you behind
You want to be a martyr, give no one, no say
Oh my, you admins,stop it before its too late

Banned for life


Banned for life
Open your eyes, maybe youll see the light

Do you think Im a fool, well you better think twice
Ive had enough people, its time you realized
That you cant have it both ways, its no way to live
Youve done all the game playing, its your turn to give(up those Wal-Mart cards)

One of these days youre gonna sign in and find
The members that keep your count up have left you behind
You want to be a martyr, give no one, no say
Oh my, listen up members, before its too late

Banned for life
Banned for life
Open your eyes, maybe youll see the light
Ooh, ooh, Banned for life

You want me to leave, you wanted your way
You never asked me to come back, your forum hidden away
You wanna play nice, and you say I pot stirred
Im losing my patience, you're a bully and no friend

Banned for life
Banned for life
Open your eyes, maybe youll see the light
Ooh, ooh, Banned for life

Banned for life - Banned for life
Banned for life - Banned for life
Banned for life - Banned for life
Banned for life - Banned for life

 

[2boysandtoys]

   :grin: :grin:

That's awesome - very, very nice job!!!