Many of you may have at one time or another run across the "troll" of online forums. He has many many aliases and has been banned from multiple forums. He is currently posting away at Blujay. He never makes sense and has an affinity for Wagglepop and Blujay.
This is a parody of Mambo #5 by Lou Bega.
DEEPRIVERMAN(DRM) NUMBER 5Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Deepriverman Number 5
One, two, three, four, five
Everybodys online, so come on
Let's post in the forums for the sellers
The people say they want some good advice
But I really don't care
Got busted late late last week
I must go deep
Because my talk is cheap
They call me Skillet, weirdpatrick, Saturn and Brian
And as I continue you know
They are getting madder
So what can I do I really stir things up
To me posting it's just like sport, anything fly
It's all good let me dump it
Please react so I get pumped up
Chorus:
A sock puppet bojangles creates strife
A sock puppet ozarkman drives em wild
A sock puppet scalded dog is ill received
A sock puppet walterr is crazy indeed
A sock puppet skykingKLM rambles on
A sock puppet deepriverman carries on
A sock puppet greencreek loves the pop
A little bit of him drives you insane
And post and run he moves all around
Spins a tale at PSU
Plants his posts on ecrater too
He takes one idea left
And one idea right
One post to the front and one post to the side
He posts at blujay
And stomps his feet at FAS
And if it looks like crazy
Then you are probably right
Chorus:
A sock puppet bojangles creates strife
A sock puppet ozarkman drives em wild
A sock puppet scalded dog is ill received
A sock puppet walterr is crazy indeed
A sock puppet skykingKLM rambles on
A sock puppet deepriverman carries on
A sock puppet greencreek loves the pop
A little bit of him drives you insane
We do all so want
To ban you from our forums soon
You can't run and you can't hide
Your id's are banned for life
Chorus:
A sock puppet bojangles creates strife
A sock puppet ozarkman drives em wild
A sock puppet scalded dog is ill received
A sock puppet walterr is crazy indeed
A sock puppet skykingKLM rambles on
A sock puppet deepriverman carries on
A sock puppet greencreek loves the pop
A little bit of him drives you insane
