Crabby's Bar & Grill: 5:00 Cocktails

[The Tavern Wench]

I will take let me see a Southern Bondage just keep them coming. *notme

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As good as the special sounds...I think I'll stick with my favorite tonight.

I'll have a beach chair and a vodka tonic w/ a twist of lime.  Please make it a double as usual.   

Now I'm just gonna sit back, enjoy the sunset and listen to the waves.   :island

[The Bar Keep]

I will take let me see a Southern Bondage just keep them coming. *notme

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As good as the special sounds...I think I'll stick with my favorite tonight.

I'll have a beach chair and a vodka tonic w/ a twist of lime.  Please make it a double as usual.   

Now I'm just gonna sit back, enjoy the sunset and listen to the waves.   :island

Oh crabby that is my favorite drink as well. I like to stick the Absolut in the freezer for that extra chill. A double for you.






 

[The Bar Keep]

I will take let me see a Southern Bondage just keep them coming. *notme

That sounds good too.

Southern Bondage

Ingredients:
1/4 oz Southern Comfort
1/4 oz Amaretto
1/4 oz Peach schnapps
1/4 oz Triple sec
1 splash Cranberry juice
1 splash Sour mix


 

[The Bar Keep]

I'll have a Velvet Tongue  

That sounds good but I think I may have a few more to go with it so here they are in no particular order:


Tongue Tangler
Evil Tongue
Iced Velvet


Let me know if you would like one of those as well.



 

[The Bar Keep]

I'll take 7, please... just bring one every 10-15 minutes...

Favorite drink - James Bond martini (gin, vodka, and Lillet) - except no one knows how to make them perfectly except my step-father-in-law.   And it's not the kind of drink you can experiment with, because after the second one you'll be under the bar (or dancing on it). :clap

Seven? Why not cut to the chase and just order something that will put you under the bar after half a glass. Here is what I recommend:

666

Ingredients:
1 part Sambuca
1 part Jack Daniels
1 part Tequila



If your going to do it why not do it right?


 

[chiquita]

Hey Bar Keep

I have a bad case of car lag and need a serious energy drink to wake me up.
Got any good ideas?

If not hook me up with a fuzzy navel  (no belly dancer waitresses please)
Add a kahlua and coffee with a hefty shot of whip cream chaser too

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[The Bar Keep]

Hey Bar Keep

I have a bad case of car lag and need a serious energy drink to wake me up.
Got any good ideas?

If not hook me up with a fuzzy navel  (no belly dancer waitresses please)
Add a kahlua and coffee with a hefty shot of whip cream chaser too

 :beers :beers :beers

I have something for that banana lag you have.

Pick Me Up Jose

Ingredients:
1/2 oz Bacardi 151 proof rum
1/2 oz Jose Cuervo


If one doesn't work I recommend you see a doctor. 



 

[eclectica]

Add a kahlua and coffee with a hefty shot of whip cream chaser too

Now THAT sounds perfect about now - but make mine iced, its friggin hot here!

[CrankyCanuck]

It all sounds Yummy!  I'm starting to worry that with all this virtual boozing I've been doing, I'm going to need to find an online 12-step program! Yikes!
 

[The Bar Keep]

Bar's Open

Well it's Monday at the Crabby bar and I am in the mood for taking some drink orders. I have a suggestion for today's drink Special but I would also like to hear what you are in the mood for. It's very hot again today and I don't like to travel to far when it gets this hot. Let's make today's drink orders about being lazy or if you like my suggestion I will make some room around here for you and um whoever. 

Today's Drink Special

Sex On The Bar (You Shouldn't Have To Go To The Beach)

Ingredients:
3 oz. Stolichnaya Cinnamon Vodka
3 oz. Midori
Fill with Orange Juice
Splash of Cranberry Juice



challenge:


The best lazy drink poster will recieve 10 high fives.



 

[NYBstu]

HEY BAR KEEP ! !!!!

Get me a double Satan's Revenge, and make it quick....

[farvelcargo]

Sex on the Bar sounds good!
I mean the drink does. *notme

Just give me one of the specials please, Bar Keep!

[chiquita]

Hey Bar Keep if you want an easy recipe guaranteed to get you sex on the beach or at the bar here goes.

It's called

Chiquita's Easy Does It

1 part Everclear® alcohol
1 part Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 part Bailey's® Irish cream

Bailey's first. Pour Kahlua. Float Everlear. Bottoms up!
Don't forget to serve it in a shot glass
 

You won't feel the heat, or your body for that matter
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[CrankyCanuck]

Sex on the bar sounds good to me, and I'll have a drink too!  Do you happen to have an extra cushion back there? - I'm not a contortionist you know!
 

[The Bar Keep]

Be back soon I need to go get some cleaning supplies I see the bar will be seeing alot of action tonight.



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