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« Reply #30 on: June 27, 2007, 09:51:33 PM »
Well Crap!!  Does that mean I can't get a drink tonight?   
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« Reply #31 on: June 27, 2007, 09:57:41 PM »
Bar keep make me a big and tall margarita, heavy on the salt.
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« Reply #32 on: June 27, 2007, 10:24:34 PM »
I'll have a Banned Redneck Roedent Special!!   hysterical  hysterical  hysterical
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« Reply #33 on: June 27, 2007, 10:28:32 PM »
I'm gonna order...but you better not serve me one of those shots and you damn well better not high five me if you like having vowels.   

A scotch and water on the rocks please.   
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« Reply #34 on: June 27, 2007, 10:44:04 PM »
Quote from: RiverRat on June 27, 2007, 10:24:34 PM
I'll have a Banned Redneck Roedent Special!!   hysterical  hysterical  hysterical


Oh i like a new shot that i have never heard of before. No problem and i think I will make it a double if you don't mind.


Here is how i would make it:

Open one bottle of JD, grab a shot glass out of the freezer, fill the glass to the top once and drink the glass.

To make it a double fill the glass again and place the glass on the bar, take the bottle of JD and drink the entire bottle.


I think I like this shot, how does say 15 high fives sound for this one?


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« Reply #35 on: June 27, 2007, 10:49:34 PM »
That was perfect!  If I didn't know better, I'd think you'd tended bar in Tennessee before.

Set us both up another round!  toast
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« Reply #36 on: June 27, 2007, 11:03:39 PM »
Quote from: RiverRat on June 27, 2007, 10:49:34 PM
That was perfect!  If I didn't know better, I'd think you'd tended bar in Tennessee before.

Set us both up another round!  toast


Special shippment of JD has just arrived so feel free to order the new official drink at the Crabby pool party bar "Banned Redneck Roedent Special"



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« Reply #37 on: June 27, 2007, 11:09:37 PM »
I want a banned redneck rodent special.
I knew this gal once, smart, pretty, successful, and she recommended this drink to me.

A toast to that wonderfully crabby TN woman. She rocks
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« Reply #38 on: June 27, 2007, 11:16:09 PM »
Well I know I'm kind of late here tonight but I could use a nice big margarita with lots of salt.  It was so hot here today wished I could have gone to the beach but it's so far away. 

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« Reply #39 on: June 27, 2007, 11:18:18 PM »
Quote from: chiquita on June 27, 2007, 11:09:37 PM
I want a banned redneck rodent special.
I knew this gal once, smart, pretty, successful, and she recommended this drink to me.

A toast to that wonderfully crabby TN woman. She rocks
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Ah I agree A toast is in order:

Here's to you RiverRat the Crabby TN woman who supplied us with a place to meet, greet & play.


Everyone raise a shot glass to The Crabby Host & RiverRat.



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« Reply #40 on: June 27, 2007, 11:21:42 PM »
Quote from: Catsmeow on June 27, 2007, 11:16:09 PM
Well I know I'm kind of late here tonight but I could use a nice big margarita with lots of salt.  It was so hot here today wished I could have gone to the beach but it's so far away. 

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« Reply #41 on: June 27, 2007, 11:26:04 PM »
Wow great service that looks so good.  Just what I need right now

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« Reply #42 on: June 27, 2007, 11:34:16 PM »
Joe is the best bartender around!  We're lucky to have him.   toast
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« Reply #43 on: June 28, 2007, 01:27:37 PM »
Quote from: chiquita on June 27, 2007, 11:09:37 PM
I want a banned redneck rodent special.
I knew this gal once, smart, pretty, successful, and she recommended this drink to me.

A toast to that wonderfully crabby TN woman. She rocks
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A toast to us all! Cheers
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« Reply #44 on: June 28, 2007, 07:38:00 PM »
Bar's open


Oh what a day, what a day I tell ya. What shall we drink today to wash our worries away.



Today's Drink special


Pint Drafts


Here is the special now:


wash your worries away



Lets here your sob story, it can be made up if you like but the best one of the night will recieve 10 high fives or 10 smites if it is the Crabby host.



The Bar keep is here to listen so lets hear it.


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