Crabby's Bar & Grill: 5:00 Cocktails

[FineThings4U]

Here's my story - my no good sister moved her snobby self to another state, leaving me to take care of my mother in declining health.

To top that off, my nephew joined the Marine Corps without telling anybody and my niece who just graduated is PREGNANT.  Note, I did not say married.

Add three ungrateful teens in my house, one in driver's ed, a broken shower tap and my sister telling me today that I am the "GO TO PERSON" for her kids now (thanks sis for NOT asking) and I think I'm having a pretty crabby day.

I wish it was all made up, but it's all true.

Pass the booze, the stronger the better 

[toyfads]

Don't think I can beat your sob story (((((Fine))))).

Kids fighting all day, 1 wounded by his sister's claws on his chest.  Annoying neighbor that is home on disabiltiy comes out everytime I do and sits with his Yorkie running rampant.  My boxer starts barking nonstop because he is jealous of the Yorkie (Teddy).  Teddy loves my dog Stone....I mean really loves my dog Stone....he grabs on to one of his legs and humps him vigarously.  My 5 yo asks...what are they doing?  

Hey Barkeep I'll take a Mojito and put one on my tab for Fine!

[chiquita]

Hugs to Fine,
Sorry to hear about the drama in your life.
Hope things look much brighter for you tomorrow

 :party:

[The Bar Keep]

Here's my story - my no good sister moved her snobby self to another state, leaving me to take care of my mother in declining health.

To top that off, my nephew joined the Marine Corps without telling anybody and my niece who just graduated is PREGNANT.  Note, I did not say married.

Add three ungrateful teens in my house, one in driver's ed, a broken shower tap and my sister telling me today that I am the "GO TO PERSON" for her kids now (thanks sis for NOT asking) and I think I'm having a pretty crabby day.

I wish it was all made up, but it's all true.

Pass the booze, the stronger the better 

I'll make it a double  :beers drink up it is well deserved.

[CrankyCanuck]

I'm stopping in early with my margarita request today seeing as my drink order got deleted yesterday!   Hmmpphh!

Anyway, bartender, large pitcher of margaritas with no salt for me and Chiquita has to get her own!!
  *seahorse

[QUILT]

Here's my story - my no good sister moved her snobby self to another state, leaving me to take care of my mother in declining health.

To top that off, my nephew joined the Marine Corps without telling anybody and my niece who just graduated is PREGNANT.  Note, I did not say married.

 I think I'm having a pretty crabby day.

I wish it was all made up, but it's all true.

Pass the booze, the stronger the better 

Bartender make it a double....I just met a new relative

[FineThings4U]

 :smileylol

cheers! 

[The Bar Keep]

Bar's open

Good afternoon to all the Crab's. Today will be a fun fun dat at the bar. Lets hear your favorite drinking game while I pour you your favorite drink.

Todays drink special

The Kamikaze

 

[The Tavern Wench]

That sounds good!  Give me a double with a dash of smite on the side. 

My favorite drinking game:

Drink until your seeing double and then play musical chairs by yourself.   

[flying high]

Brownies for all.

Now were is that drink?

[The Bar Keep]

Why thank you for the Brownies.


One Kamikaze coming right up for the high flyer.

[chiquita]

Bar keep,

2 of FH's brownies and a kamikazee for the road.

I am leaving on a long road trip at the crack of dawn. I may just stay up all night and hang out in the bar.

 

[ABeautifulSecret]

Bar's open

Good afternoon to all the Crab's. Today will be a fun fun dat at the bar. Lets hear your favorite drinking game while I pour you your favorite drink.

Todays drink special

The Kamikaze

 

Oh Bar Keep .... THANK YOU. Make mine a triple. You are the BEST BAR KEEP ever!!!  *notme

I have company arriving at 10 pm tonight. I've spent the day "tweaking" the house to get it perfect. I am SICK of cleaning now

After D gets home I get to run out to Winnie to give her her finishing touches. ~sigh~ I'll just be happy when they get here

I'm not touching the brownies again, I need to stay awake

Chiquita!!! I'm gonna miss you girl!!! You better hurry back to us .... 

Fine - I hope you had a better day.

Quilt - Poke her in the eye, its faster

Crabby - We all love you. Don't hit me

~Patti~

[FineThings4U]

Yummmeee a Kamikaze!

I like to pretend I'm matching a big strapping guy drink for drink (it only works when you know the bartender).  The guy usually orders Cuervo shots.  The bartender gives me lime water on the sly.  I slam them down and watch the big guy get stupid drunk.  It's funny as all get out.

 

[FineThings4U]

Oh, and, banana girl - hurry up and get back I NEED NEW SHOES!

 *bye*