Crabby's Bar & Grill: 5:00 Cocktails

[The Tavern Wench]

Yummmeee a Kamikaze!

I like to pretend I'm matching a big strapping guy drink for drink (it only works when you know the bartender).  The guy usually orders Cuervo shots.  The bartender gives me lime water on the sly.  I slam them down and watch the big guy get stupid drunk.  It's funny as all get out.

 

   Sounds like fun!
Question...Do you get to take one of them home at closing time? 

[FineThings4U]

Awww hailllll no!  If they are that stupid, who'd want them anyway?

 

[toyfads]

Pass one of those Kamikaze my way.  My darling little 5 yo red head decided to give himself a haircut, he cut a large patch right in the front of his head.  Well, I had to get the clippers out and give him a buzz cut, you can still see a small bald spot.   I guess we will be shopping for a few baseball hats tomorrow.

[Catsmeow]

Hi everyone

Fine I hope things get better for you soon

Chiquita hope you have a good trip

Christine that's so funny the things kids will do.  A while back one of my grandsons got a hold of a black sharpie marker and thought it would be nice to draw on his little brothers face.  He also thought the orange tiger cat should have a few black spots too lol.  BTW baby lotion takes off black sharpie marker just in case anyone ever needs to know that.

Well I've had kind of a stressfull week I wasn't able to work at all.  I couldn't log on.  Some kind of major technical problem there with their server.  If it's not one thing is another.

So right about now Bar Keep I could use another one of those great margarita's with lots of salt that last one was so good   

FH I'll have one of those brownies too they look great thanks

[toyfads]

Hi Cats,

Well I hope that get that server fixed soon so you can get back to work. 

Christine that's so funny the things kids will do.  A while back one of my grandsons got a hold of a black sharpie marker and thought it would be nice to draw on his little brothers face.  He also thought the orange tiger cat should have a few black spots too lol.  BTW baby lotion takes off black sharpie marker just in case anyone ever needs to know that.

See, you learn something new everyday, I had no idea baby lotion removed sharpie.  I am sure I will get use out of that information!

Chiquita enjoy your trip!

Nite All!

[The Bar Keep]

Lets see the bar was busy tonight I hear you are thirsty. Who needs a drink:

Crabby ( SMITE and an extra drink for you the house special BRRS )
chiquita (one for the road my friend, safe trip and come back soon ) & one for the way back 
FineThings4U ( once again you take the prize, High Fives to you but I am not fooled by your game as i serve the drinks here )  
ABeautifulSecret ( why yes you are Beautiful, but what's your secret? )   
toyfads ( don't worry it will grow back but here is a double )
Catsmeow ( an extra margarita for you with extra salt, Meow ) 

[The Bar Keep]

Bar's open

Well, well, well the weekend is here. The bar will be open from now until sometime monday morning so here is the weekend challenge:


I want to see you favorite drinks so lets see them. Post a picture or tell me about your best drink you have ever had.

The winner will get the glory so make them delightfull to the taste buds.


Drink up everybody.




 

[CrankyCanuck]

Happy Saturday All!

Holy Smokes - I need a drink!  I've been busy today - delisted several hundred out of my wp store, checked 'em all to make sure they're listed on the st. elsewhere's they're supposed to be listed on and copied a bunch of pictures.  I done good I think, I'm about to drop off the first page of stores. Couple more days like today and I'll be done.  I don't dare leave any listings there or sure as hell KaRay will have them floating around cyberspace forever!

Another pitcher of margarita's for me please tarbender.  Hope everybody's having a good weekend!
-Shelley
 

[eclectica]

Happy Saturday!

It's my mom's b-day today so I spent the day with my family, chasing my nephews (2 and 1) and my niece (3). For some reason they all think Aunt Sarah is their playmate. What a day!!! But oh how I love them!

Time to put my feet up and relax. I'm in the mood for something sweet tonight so how abouts an Alabama Slammer?


Cranky - congrats on your delisting efforts! "tarbender"... classic

 

[sherrand]

Whew, it's been a thristy journey getting here.

Tarbender, any chance you can send me a Slow Comfortable Screw? They are most delicious. I knocked back a few of those when in Hawaii. 

If not then I'll settle for a keg of beer, sitting on the shelf of your fridge...with a tap. That way Platz will have company on the floor.   

[The Tavern Wench]

That sounds good Sherry!!

I can't decide if I'd rather have....

Sex on the Beach


or Between the Sheets


Hey Bartender...which one would you suggest?   

[The Bar Keep]

That sounds good Sherry!!

I can't decide if I'd rather have....

Sex on the Beach


or Between the Sheets


Hey Bartender...which one would you suggest?   

Why not make it a double and have both? 


 

[The Tavern Wench]

I told everybody you were the best bartender around!     

[The Bar Keep]

Tarbender, any chance you can send me a Slow Comfortable Screw? They are most delicious. I knocked back a few of those when in Hawaii.  

That sounds good but have you ever had A Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall?


Here is what you will need:

Ingredients:
1 shot Sloe gin
1 shot Vodka
1 shot Southern Comfort
1 shot Galliano
Orange juice


 

[FineThings4U]

I'd like a screaming orgasm please.