The Crabby Genie Make A Wish Game- No Points (Only Wishful Thinking)

[chiquita]

 *crab1

Listen up these are the rules
Pay very close attention

I make a wish then the next person to post says your wish has been granted then they say something crabby about it, and finally make there own wish


for example

i wish that there were 100 dollars in my purse

next post

Your wish has been granted but 75 of those dollars you owe your Aunt Crabby

 *clam*

[ABeautifulSecret]

Ok, I think I understand the rules 


I wish I had a skinny body.



~Patti~

[The Tavern Wench]

Wish GRANTED!  BUT...now you have no pillows and everyone mistakes you for a guy.  *clam*


I WISH I had a new car...

[chiquita]

You wish has been granted however the manufacturer forgot to include the engine


I wish I was as smart as Einstein
 *simp

[ABeautifulSecret]

Wish GRANTED but you become a mute and can't share any knowledge with anyone.


I WISH my hubby would put things away...



~Patti~

[The Tavern Wench]

Wish GRANTED!!  BUT...he only puts thing away in the refrigerator since it's the only place in the house he can find without help.   


I WISH...I had a six bedroom house!

[sherrand]

Your wish has been GRANTED. Your doorbell is ringing. When you open it you find all 25 of your deadbeat relatives on the doorstep.  They need a place to sleep - for the next 5 years.

I WISH weeds would never grow in my garden...

[The Bar Keep]

Your wish has been granted but now nothing will grow because weed killers can't tell the difference between weeds and flowers and I used way too much 



I wish I had eyes in the back of my head.

[myobeeswax]

Wish granted but your vision is so bad you need glasses and you can't wear glasses because you don't have a nose on the back of your head and there is nothing to hold them up!

I wish I didn't have to do laundry.

[ABeautifulSecret]

Wish is GRANTED but all your clothes fall apart after you wear them once.

I wish the weekend was here again 


~Patti~

[chiquita]

Your wish is granted however the weekend that is here again is the one in which all your deadbeat relatives showed up uninvited and now they will never leave again

I wish I had a 10 carat diamond ring

[QUILT]

Your wish is granted, however someone stole your 4 tires and your spare is flat so you had to pawn your 10 carat ring for $100.00 to get new tires.

I wish I had $100.00 to buy that 10 carat ring

[CrankyCanuck]

Your wish is Granted, however now one of your offspring needs $150.00 to fix their vehicle, so there goes your money!

I wish I'd find a sack of cash floating down the river!
 *clam*

[The Tavern Wench]

Wish GRANTED!  BUT!  The sack of cash you found is actually counterfeit bills and all the ink ran when they got wet.   


I WISH I was 10 years younger....

[QUILT]

Your wish is granted... You just looked in the mirror and found out you are 10 years younger and pregnant.

I wish I could fly