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« Reply #30 on: March 04, 2008, 06:15:14 PM »


From the "Urban Dictionary"
 
1. doohicky   (juliartz's spelling)
 
 an object you can't quite remember the word for... synonyms include:
thing-a-ma-jig and whatsit.
 
"can you please pass the doohicky with the whatsits on the thing-a-ma-jig?"
 
 
You don't want to know what #2 was
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From the "Urban Dictionary
 
1. doohickey  (2boys spelling)
 
 synonyms: thingamabob, whatschamacallit, the likes
basically a bunch of random nonsense or a thing of little moral, economical,
political, cultural, monetary, or entertainment value
 
Would you get that frickin' doohickey off the TV set?
 
2. doohickey
 
 A name for a machine when you don't know what it does.
 
Look at this funky doohickey I got!

Now that should clear this up??
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« Reply #31 on: March 04, 2008, 07:53:15 PM »


From the "Urban Dictionary"
 
1. doohicky   (juliartz's spelling)
 
 an object you can't quite remember the word for... synonyms include:
thing-a-ma-jig and whatsit.
 
"can you please pass the doohicky with the whatsits on the thing-a-ma-jig?"
 
 
You don't want to know what #2 was
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From the "Urban Dictionary
 
1. doohickey  (2boys spelling)
 
 synonyms: thingamabob, whatschamacallit, the likes
basically a bunch of random nonsense or a thing of little moral, economical,
political, cultural, monetary, or entertainment value
 
Would you get that frickin' doohickey off the TV set?
 
2. doohickey
 
 A name for a machine when you don't know what it does.
 
Look at this funky doohickey I got!

Now that should clear this up??
 hysterical hysterical hysterical

HEY! I want to know what #2 is!   hysterical  hysterical
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« Reply #32 on: March 04, 2008, 07:57:10 PM »

Harold - that's way too darn funny....

Another term I use is gizmo.  I think it's gotta have a similar definition - eh?   hysterical hysterical hysterical hysterical hysterical
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« Reply #33 on: March 04, 2008, 07:58:34 PM »

oh my!... no, no! I don't want to know! no! no!
I'm sorry I read it! helpppppp!


 
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« Reply #34 on: March 04, 2008, 08:03:14 PM »


From the "Urban Dictionary"
 
1. doohicky   (juliartz's spelling)
 
 an object you can't quite remember the word for... synonyms include:
thing-a-ma-jig and whatsit.
 
"can you please pass the doohicky with the whatsits on the thing-a-ma-jig?"
 
 
You don't want to know what #2 was
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From the "Urban Dictionary
 
1. doohickey  (2boys spelling)
 
 synonyms: thingamabob, whatschamacallit, the likes
basically a bunch of random nonsense or a thing of little moral, economical,
political, cultural, monetary, or entertainment value
 
Would you get that frickin' doohickey off the TV set?
 
2. doohickey
 
 A name for a machine when you don't know what it does.
 
Look at this funky doohickey I got!

Now that should clear this up??
 hysterical hysterical hysterical

HEY! I want to know what #2 is!   hysterical  hysterical

I can't post it but I can PM you the site if you really want!! :evilgrin:
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« Reply #35 on: March 04, 2008, 08:04:58 PM »

oh my!... no, no! I don't want to know! no! no!
I'm sorry I read it! helpppppp!


 

I agree. I didn't write it just found it. Enough said about this.
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« Reply #36 on: March 04, 2008, 08:14:58 PM »

Harold - that's way too darn funny....

Another term I use is gizmo.  I think it's gotta have a similar definition - eh?   hysterical hysterical hysterical hysterical hysterical

I do not understand the relationship between the two. Gizmo is one of the Gremlins.

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« Reply #37 on: March 05, 2008, 06:05:43 PM »

Not in my dictionary.................gizmo is a term I use when I have no clue what the real name is!!!!  hysterical hysterical hysterical
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« Reply #38 on: March 05, 2008, 06:20:27 PM »

Not in my dictionary.................gizmo is a term I use when I have no clue what the real name is!!!!  hysterical hysterical hysterical

I agree with you Erin, it has the same meaning to me, but whatever you do, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT go to urban dictionary and look it up. You might wind up in the shock zone like I was when I looked up "doohicky".   hysterical
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« Reply #39 on: March 05, 2008, 06:25:48 PM »

  I will follow your advise and not go look!!!   I have enough shock here with 2 teen-age boys - I don't know if I can take any more!!   
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« Reply #40 on: March 11, 2008, 09:24:22 PM »

Ooooohhhh, Mr Barkeep!  Miss Wench!   rah rah
Your expertise is needed  (again....  hysterical )
Now that I have the new customer coupon down pat, and I was able to do the coupon withing GoogleCart, I need to know how do I get a coupon to automatically go to a customer after making a purchase that can be used at any of my sites? What I mean is, that I set the coupon up for the 5% off, and gave it a name, but how do I get an auto generate like the new customer sign up? Or is this something that has to be done manually??
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« Reply #41 on: March 11, 2008, 10:25:08 PM »

As far as I know that would have to be done manually.  Sorry!


I just thought of a way.... you could add the coupon on your Checkout Success page with a list of your other sites.  Just a thought.
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« Reply #42 on: March 11, 2008, 10:28:10 PM »

As far as I know that would have to be done manually.  Sorry!


I just thought of a way.... you could add the coupon on your Checkout Success page with a list of your other sites.  Just a thought.



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My what??????   Oh no! another dubious and trecherous feat! oh my! 
 And just how do I do that... ugh!
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« Reply #43 on: March 11, 2008, 10:36:31 PM »

As far as I know that would have to be done manually.  Sorry!


I just thought of a way.... you could add the coupon on your Checkout Success page with a list of your other sites.  Just a thought.



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My what??????   Oh no! another dubious and trecherous feat! oh my! 
 And just how do I do that... ugh!


Just a suggestion but the way I took your question was for a repeat customer. If that is the case what I would do is setup a coupon code for the discount and have cards made up from vista print that reflect that code. Include them in every package you send out along with your business card or better yet combine them with a business card. This would solve the problem as well as promote repeat business. Don't forget to set the same code up in Google checkout. Hope this helps!!!


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« Reply #44 on: March 11, 2008, 10:37:27 PM »

As far as I know that would have to be done manually.  Sorry!


I just thought of a way.... you could add the coupon on your Checkout Success page with a list of your other sites.  Just a thought.



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My what??????   Oh no! another dubious and trecherous feat! oh my! 
 And just how do I do that... ugh!


AH HA! I THINK I CAN, I THINK I CAN! 
I *Think* this is found under where you modify your pages! All I have to do is put in the coupon code for them to use/remember....   rah rah   rah rah
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