Crabby Diets ~ This is going to be the most fun you never had! Seriously

[2boysandtoys]

 

 

I don't exercise at all.
If God had wanted me to touch my toes
He would have put them up higher on my body.

 

[chiquita]

Top Ten Reasons Why Diets Are Better Than Sex

10. You don't have to take off your clothes.
9. You can go from diet to diet without feeling guilty.
8. Celery is ALWAYS hard.
7. On a diet, you carefully consider everything you put in your mouth.
6. It's GOOD if a diet is over quickly.
5. Dieting doesn't make you pregnant.
4. You can doze off in the middle if you want to.
3. It's okay if your dog watches.
2. You can do it with your best friend's husband.

And the number one reason why dieting is better than sex....

1. You don't have to worry if it was good for the cottage cheese too.

 

[The Bar Keep]

Anybody else here on the seefood diet?

[2boysandtoys]

  I AM - I AM!!!!

[QUILT]

Anybody else here on the seefood diet?

  Absolutely 

[2boysandtoys]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Enjoy~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Needing to shed a few pounds, my hubbie and I went on a diet
that had specific recipes for each meal of the day. We
followed the instructions closely, dividing the finished
recipe in half for our individual plates. We felt terrific
and thought the diet was wonderful — we never even felt
hungry!

But soon we realized we were gaining weight, not losing it.

Checking the recipes again, we found it. There, in fine
print, was: “Serves 6?

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[QUILT]

   That must be the same recipe I use just for me     Fat people are jolly! 

[2boysandtoys]

Me too!!! 

[QUILT]

I fear the holidays...

[2boysandtoys]

I usually just skip meals and go for the goodies....

I don't exercise at all.
If God had wanted me to touch my toes
He would have put them up higher on my body.


 

[2boysandtoys]

DIET TIPS

   1. If no one sees you eat it --- it has no calories.
   2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar they cancel each other out.
   3. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount.
   4. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER counts such as: Hot Chocolate, Brandy, Toast and Sarah Lee cheesecake.
   5. If YOU fatten up EVERYONE ELSE around you--then YOU look thinner.
   6. Movie related foods don't count because they are simply part of the entire entertainment experience and not part of one's personal fuel, such as Milk Duds, popcorn with extra butter, and Junior Mints.

[QUILT]

 

[2boysandtoys]

One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

[QUILT]

    I'm willing to risk the extra 3

[2boysandtoys]

Oh....me too - me too!!!!