Crabby Diets ~ This is going to be the most fun you never had! Seriously

[chiquita]

Each day I try to enjoy something from each of the four food groups
the chocolate group,
the salty snack group,
the caffeine group, and
the whatever-the-thing-in-the-tinfoil-in-the-back-of-the-fridge-is group.

 

[2boysandtoys]

 

[QUILT]

Each day I try to enjoy something from each of the four food groups
the chocolate group,
the salty snack group,
the caffeine group, and
the whatever-the-thing-in-the-tinfoil-in-the-back-of-the-fridge-is group.

 

 

[2boysandtoys]

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out,
but I can usually sedate her with four or five cupcakes.
 

[QUILT]

 

[chiquita]

My friends and I had joined a weight-loss organization.  At one meeting the instructor held up an apple and a candy bar. “What are the attributes of this apple,”  she asked, “and how do they relate to our diet?”  “Low in calories” and  “lots of fiber” were among the answers.

She then detailed what was wrong with eating candy, and concluded, “Apples are not only more healthful but also less expensive. Do you know I paid seventy-five cents for this candy bar?” We stared as she held aloft the forbidden treat.

From the back of the room a small voice spoke up: “I’ll give you a dollar for it.”

 

 

[2boysandtoys]

 

[QUILT]

That was me...

[2boysandtoys]

 

I know what Victoria's Secret is.
The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.

 

[QUILT]

 

[chiquita]

SKINNY PEOPLE TICK ME OFF!!!
Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat."

Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my car keys, but I have never forgotten to eat.
You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

 

[2boysandtoys]

SKINNY PEOPLE TICK ME OFF!!!
Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat."

Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my car keys, but I have never forgotten to eat.
You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

 

 

[QUILT]

 

[chiquita]

 

[2boysandtoys]